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Seven Deadly Sins

  • May. 12th, 2008 at 6:21 PM
Truffle


Each box contains eight truffles, made with exceptional dedication to quality from the finest ingredients available. Simply put, I like big, bold flavors, and I try to make each truffle a singular taste experience.


The "Seven Deadly Sins (Plus One)" collection includes ...

PRIDE: The Bible says that "Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall." We just like to think of it as healthy self-esteem. Our Pride truffle combines Chambord raspberry liqueur with super-dark chocolate ganache, and then bursts with the surprise of a juicy, tart black raspberry in the center.

ENVY: It doesn't matter who you are - there's always going to be someone who's smarter than you, richer than you, and better looking than you. We honor the green-eyed monster with a key-lime flavored white chocolate ganache truffle, enhanced with the hot, sweet chewiness of candied ginger.

LUST: The poet Sylvia Plath once observed, "If they substituted the word 'Lust' for 'Love' in the popular songs it would come nearer the truth." So how can lust be so bad? Our wickedly scrumptious Lust truffle combines the essence of pomegranate (thought to be the true fruit with which Eve tempted Adam) and sweet-tart dried Bing cherries.

SLOTH: Is it really a sin to spend the entire weekend in your pajamas, reading trashy magazines and watching old movies on TV? Who among us could cast the first stone from that great collective glass house? We pay tribute to this most popular of sins by swirling rum-infused ganache with creamy peanut butter, then dipping it in thick, rich milk chocolate.

GREED: In the movie Wall Street, stock broker Gordon Gekko pronounced, "Greed is good." We'll go further than that - greed is positively delicious. Our combination dark/milk chocolate ganache is studded with Valrhona cocoa nibs, spiked with chocolate liqueur, then enrobed in even more milk chocolate. Because too much is never enough.

GLUTTONY: Who are we to call overindulgence a sin? For the Gluttony truffle, we add crunchy Heath toffee bits to our rich milk chocolate ganache, then dip the whole thing in even more Belgian milk chocolate. Oh, and we sprinkle additional toffee bits on top. Of course.

WRATH: Rage, rage against the dying of the light … and your boss, the cable company, drivers who don't know how to merge, or anything else that annoys you. Because anger is passion, and passion is magnificent. Our Wrath truffle burns with the delectable intensity of three different chiles, plus clove, cinnamon and ginger - spicy, but you can take it.


Plus one!

HAZEL:
According to an ancient manuscript, the lowly hazelnut was one of the Five Sacred Nourishments which gave temple priests the powers of clairvoyance. The Romans believed that the hazelnut could help one divine the location of water and protect against lightning. We promise nothing quite so lofty, but our combination of white chocolate ganache, Frangelico liqueur and toasted Oregon hazelnuts is still pretty darn tasty.



The Seven Deadly Sins (Plus One) collection is $15, plus shipping.


(For those just tuning in: As a precursor to the debut of my official website, a way to raise start-up capital, and -- I now realize -- a way to figure out a whole lot of details about production and shipping, I'm offering a special set of chocolates to you, the LiveJournal reader. Early rave reviews (*blush*) by [info]saoba can be read here and here, while [info]shadesong and [info]yendi offer their observations here.)

Flavors and other details are below. Please read the note about shipping times and costs. Due to the immense popularity of these early-adopter sales, orders take a few days to fill, plus shipping time. These are hand-made, high-quality truffles, and currently I'm shipping 7-10 days from the date I start the sale.

Please also note: If you live in Portland and would like free delivery, send payment directly through PayPal to polidorichocolates@gmail.com and include the specifics of your order in the PayPal comments.

Ordering will remain open until such time as it looks like it would be difficult to fill them all ... the last two sales closed early, so order quick!



SHIPPING INFO: Due the the perishable nature of the product, shipping for all orders is via USPS Priority Mail, and you will receive e-mail confirmation when they ship.
Shipping only to U.S. addresses at this time, sorry. We currently ship from 10 to 14 days from receipt of order. Also be aware -- weather conditions are subject to change, so if you live somewhere that it's going to be hot, truffles may arrive a tad soft.

Shipping prices are as follows:

Up to $35: $9.00
$35 to $100: $13.00
Over $100: To be quoted



Comments

[info]romanticalgirl wrote:
May. 13th, 2008 02:53 am (UTC)
*So* very excited for this. I have a feeling that my office and I are going to fund your start up and your business. :) I'd love to see a box of Pride, as it was the hit of the office when I shared the original seven deadly sins. Mmmmmmmm. So good!

Edited at 2008-05-13 02:58 am (UTC)
[info]tasty wrote:
May. 13th, 2008 02:56 am (UTC)
Yummy! I just placed my first order! I can't wait to get them. :)
[info]saoba wrote:
May. 13th, 2008 03:05 am (UTC)
This is me doing my 'Of COURSE I'm Ordering!' dance.
[info]crescentwench wrote:
May. 13th, 2008 03:51 am (UTC)
oh man! You had to go and add more options! Will you be doing another sale soon (like after I get my paycheck on friday) so I can get more goodies?
and may i be greedy enough to suggest a box of greed? yum yum!
[info]greyaenigma wrote:
May. 13th, 2008 09:13 am (UTC)
I'm still waiting for my first order...
[info]coffeeinhell wrote:
May. 13th, 2008 03:14 pm (UTC)
I've e-mailed you a couple of times to ask when you'd like delivery -- apparently neither the address on your PayPal account or greyaenigma at livejournal isn't getting to you.

Can you e-mail me at eloquent.pest at gmail? Then we can figure out when I can get them to you.
[info]haikujaguar wrote:
May. 13th, 2008 01:28 pm (UTC)
Can I buy a box separately for a friend in Seattle? I'm not sure how to say 'don't ship this to my paypal address'. :)
[info]coffeeinhell wrote:
May. 13th, 2008 03:16 pm (UTC)
Go ahead and place the order, then send me an e-mail with the particulars. I'll make a note on the packing slip re: the mailing address.
[info]haikujaguar wrote:
May. 13th, 2008 05:04 pm (UTC)
Done!
[info]moment_of_me wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 01:12 pm (UTC)
Received!
Hi, Dawn! I wanted to let you know that I received my truffles and marshmallows on Saturday. They survived the horrible Southern heat wave we've been having for the last week (in the high 90's since last Wednesday-- 100 degrees on Saturday). The truffles were jumbled around in the box but all were in great shape (no bloom either). I'm having a marshmallow for breakfast. :-P Nomnomnom

[info]moment_of_me wrote:
May. 13th, 2008 01:37 pm (UTC)
Ordering my first box! And marshmallows, too! *is excited*
[info]teffielynne wrote:
May. 13th, 2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
Wow! Linked to your LJ from shadesong's. Quick question: is there any way to get a Box of Gluttony?
[info]apocalypticbob wrote:
May. 13th, 2008 06:38 pm (UTC)
YUM! I can't wait! I've heard so many good things!
[info]arcaneja wrote:
May. 13th, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC)
Man, I LOVE your chocolates, but I'm going to have to hold off on ordering again until cooler weather comes... my first box was SMOOSH after arriving in the mail.

Have you considered putting your marshmallow treats on a stick, like a lolly? They're so delicious!

ETA : LINK to a picture of what awesome chocolate looks like as SMOOSH.

Edited at 2008-05-13 07:08 pm (UTC)
[info]coffeeinhell wrote:
May. 13th, 2008 07:34 pm (UTC)
Oh my lord -- that's terrible!

Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you a refund. Smoosh is NOT good.
[info]setfiretolife wrote:
May. 13th, 2008 11:33 pm (UTC)
Dark chocolate or toasted coconut? Dude, how is a chick supposed to decide on these things!?

So of course I had to get one of each. :) I'm looking forward to some tasty mail at the end of the week! (from the last pre-sale)
[info]coffeeinhell wrote:
May. 14th, 2008 05:30 pm (UTC)
Yes, when faces with a decision, ALWAYS order both. Heh.
[info]jamie_portland wrote:
May. 14th, 2008 04:48 am (UTC)
Hey, are you coming to Narnia Wednesday at Bridgeport...?? If so...you could bring chocolate then to me..hmmm...

If not...I hope all is well and maybe I'll see you sometime soon. Cheers! Jamie
[info]coffeeinhell wrote:
May. 14th, 2008 05:29 pm (UTC)
I'm not going to make the screening tonight. But I got a nice e-mail from Stef inviting me to not be a stranger, and we should get together anyway.

All is well. I'm just crazy busy with this ... or just crazy for doing it. Or both. :-)
[info]dea_zinn wrote:
May. 14th, 2008 04:09 pm (UTC)
Ordered directly through PayPal.....not through your form....hope that doesn't cause any problems? Thanks!!
[info]coffeeinhell wrote:
May. 14th, 2008 05:31 pm (UTC)
It should be fine. As long as the delivery info is current, you'll get 'em.
[info]beeker121 wrote:
May. 14th, 2008 10:42 pm (UTC)
I am so excited to finally have a chance to order your chocolates, every time I've seen one of your sales so far it had already been closed. Yay!
[info]outinthestorm wrote:
May. 15th, 2008 03:24 am (UTC)
Stupid Paypal wouldn't let me calculate postage because I'm in Australia, and wouldn't let me add a different postal address - so, sorry, there are two payments sent to you, one with payment for the "seven deadly sins" and one for postage, with a note of the address they are to be sent to.
Does that make sense? ;)
[info]outinthestorm wrote:
May. 28th, 2008 03:02 am (UTC)
Hi, just making sure that everything was fine, as I haven't heard from you that they've been sent, and I haven't heard from the lady receiving them that she got them... Everything is fine, right?
[info]coffeeinhell wrote:
May. 28th, 2008 03:44 am (UTC)
Hi -- everything is fine. I'm actually working on the truffles for that shipment right now, and they should go out either tomorrow or Thursday. I'll send you an e-mail when they ship, because I think I'll be doing the postage for this at the post office, rather than on my own computer.
[info]outinthestorm wrote:
Jun. 14th, 2008 07:03 am (UTC)
Hi! Sorry for being a pain, but I was just wanting to know if these got sent out okay?
thanks!
[info]coffeeinhell wrote:
Jun. 14th, 2008 10:16 pm (UTC)
Not yet, but they should be before the day is out. If not, I'll let you know ... but I'm working on it now!
[info]outinthestorm wrote:
Jul. 11th, 2008 11:04 pm (UTC)
Hi!
Look, I'm sorry to be an annoyance about this, but I still haven't heard from you, I haven't heard from the recipiant that she got them, so I'm just seeing how things are going and if these got sent.
thanks!
[info]coffeeinhell wrote:
Jul. 12th, 2008 01:24 am (UTC)
I just took a huge load of boxes to the post office, and I'm assuming that yours is one of those. If you could e-mail me with the name of the recipient, I could tell you for sure! If it's not in that stack, it's in line to get mailed on Monday.
[info]outinthestorm wrote:
Jul. 12th, 2008 04:03 am (UTC)
Her name is Cleolinda Jones.
Cheers!
[info]coffeeinhell wrote:
Jul. 12th, 2008 04:34 am (UTC)
I took a look for it, and it's escaping me somehow. I'm sorry that this is complicated (grr), but could you e-mail me at polidorichocolates@gmail.com with either the e-mail address on your PayPal account or your name, so I can track it down? It seems to have fallen through the cracks, but I can fill the order immediately if I haver that information.

Sorry for the delay and the dumbassery. :-)
[info]outinthestorm wrote:
Jul. 12th, 2008 08:44 am (UTC)
no problem, emailing you now!
[info]laurelian wrote:
May. 20th, 2008 12:41 pm (UTC)
Hi there!

These look like the awesomest chocolates ever and I'm excited to get to try them! :)

I placed on order on Friday, May 16th and I was just wondering if it would be possible to get an e-mail when they have been shipped out so that I can be on the look out for them?

I'm fairly certain I used 'laurelianx@yahoo.com' as the e-mail address when I paid via paypal, let me know if you have trouble figuring out which order is mine. :)

Thanks!
[info]coffeeinhell wrote:
May. 20th, 2008 05:50 pm (UTC)
You will definitely get an e-mail when they ship. :-)
[info]laurelian wrote:
May. 20th, 2008 06:18 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much! :)
[info]skitty wrote:
May. 22nd, 2008 09:27 pm (UTC)
I got my e-mail that my order has shipped - thank you! I just have one question:

I ordered a few boxes for an event that is still a couple of weeks away. Will the chocolates keep well in the refrigerator that long? Should I freeze them?

If they won't keep, I'll be happy to go ahead and eat them, but they'd be just perfect for this bachelorette party I'm throwing...
[info]coffeeinhell wrote:
May. 22nd, 2008 10:04 pm (UTC)
Your best best would be to remove them from the box and then place them in something like a Tupperware/Gladware sealable container between layers of paper towel, the refrigerate. That way the paper towels will combat any condensation, and they should stay fine for a couple of weeks.
[info]skitty wrote:
May. 27th, 2008 08:54 pm (UTC)
Thanks!